the brokay

It seems every time I turn on my tv or open a magazine, there is some hybrid hodgepodge word thrown in my face. It use to be that only works for medical words i.e. aquaphobia, the fear of water. Now there are TONS out in the celebrity world (Brangelina, TomKat, Speidi). Even better, they have a tool that will make your own celebrity couple name. Get to work, peeps!

My favorite of the hybrid words is bromance. It's everywhere! I happen to have two guy pals, Jared & Shelton, who just took their bromance to a complete different level and went on a brokay or even better a manmoon. Yes, that would be a week trip for two to Hawaii (Shelton actually won the trip being amazing at his job). They are both extremely straight but my jealousy of their amazing trip has caused me to coin their trip the manmoon. Jarshe, the amazing manmooning duo. I wished upon their arrival to find a queen sized heart shaped bed for two with various towel creatures each night. Sadness, they didn't receive that. Look at the two little manmooners.

To make their trip even more jealous worthy, every night they came in to their room they had a surprise gift waiting for them to the extent of an iPad3 and Costa's. Seriously!?! That is like Santa got drunk and a slight case of dementia and showed up 7 months early for Christmas in Hawaii.

Beibs, if you are listening, it would be so super amazing if you decided to take me on a datemoon. Think about it. I don't hate it. Or if anyone else is listening and they happen to have a bomb job that gives away free trips, remember I'm only a phone call away.