Wednesday, June 20, 2012

the undiscovered

This girl has played on the streets of San Diego for years without anyone ever noticing her amazing talent. Seems everyone needs to make an appointment to see an ENT. Open up your ears America! Take a listen. 


I'm thinking about quitting life and searching the world for undiscovered talent. Who wants to sell me a VW minivan so I can go about this in style? Just get back to me on that one. I'll be on the lookout.

Which brings me to this point, other undiscovered things. I've often sat and pondered the thought of what I would go back in time and invent (/steal their idea before they knew it was their idea). For a long time Wal-Mart was on the top of my list, but today Target is standing the tallest. I'd walk through the aisles filling my basket to the brim and then wave at the security people chasing me out the door like I stole something. Then I would look at them and say, "I own this bia" and walk straight out to my antigravity car (this is my moment here so of course I can have technology that doesn't exist). OR I would run through the aisle dumping everything I could find in the buggy and run straight out of the building and have the security guards chasing me the whole way. When they tried to arrest me and saw my face I would say, "Good, glad to see y'all are doing your jobs, now back to work."Obviously you can tell I take full advantage of any moment in life to figure out all of my "what if" questions.

Before I go, I need to introduce everyone to the newest member of our family. My very own fiddle leaf fig tree. When I found it (after a 3 month search) I jumped on the pallet and hugged the tree. The lady who was helping me kindly nodded and slowly eased her way to walk off. Apparently she doesn't witness many people checking items off their bucket list.

Friday, June 8, 2012

first time for everything...

Ladies & Gents, I hope your weekend doesn't turn out like this. BUT if it does, I hope you're given the news in this manner. It has to ease the pain.


Happy weekend ya'll!

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

he's backkk

Seriously? He just gets better by the day.


And in case that wasn't enough (because there is not a way to get too much of this kid), enjoy this too.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

the cool kids

Watch.

You're welcome.



and if that wasn't enough,




They are 12 and 8 years old. Move on over Justin, they are coming for ya.