the weekenders

Wohoo only one more day until the weekend! And for the lucky ones, today is your Friday because of Hangout Music Fest. Ohh, the jealousy. We, the less fortunate, can't catch a break these days. Teachers bragging about their ever fleeting days before their summer vaykay. People posting endless pictures of their beach getaways all over the Book. This is when it would be veerryyy convenient to have the ability to time travel. Catch a concert at Hangout during your lunch break. Zip on over to the Maldives to soak up some sun after work. Dinner on the moon. The possibilities are endless!

I challenge all you vaykaying dude and dudettes to master the dougie. Step It Up bird style. If the bird can do it, you can do it.  Make special note of the amazing leg pop at 3:02.

Finally, after waiting two months, I received my first delivery from the Dollar Shave Club. Beibs is determined to steal this from me, but until that day this bad boy is mine! If you don't know about the Dollar Shave Club, you are missing out. Once a month they deliver blades to your mailbox so that you never have to use a dull blade again. Yes, I use men's razors and I am completely okay with it. Be sure and check this deal out. I'm obsessed(whats new)!

Back to Jared, the manmooner. His story is that he escaped the jaws of a shark. My story is that he was ever so slightly brushed up against coral while frolicing around the ocean. Either way, he survived with his manhood and this souvenir.

Happy (almost) Weekend Ya'll!