rain

Picture this - its a cloudy day, I'm just driving along, down the interstate minding my own business, staying in my own lane. Then it all starts; the first drop of rain hits my windshield. Full blown hysteria breaks out. I'm talking $2 towel sets at Walmart on Black Friday freakout. (and you know i'm making you watch the video)

People immediately slam on the breaks. Slow down to a good 15mph below the speed limit. Swerve all kinds of crazy all over the road like they are bobbing and weaving through the ladder on the Combine 2012. It's water, people. WATER. If you can drink it, swim in it, and eat it then surely you can drive in it. Grab some Rain-X wiper blades and hit the slow lane. Hide your kids, cats, dogs, lovers, brothers and mothers - it's rain ya'll.

On another car note, THIS happened.

 

The water parted, all the stars aligned and my car fit into the parking space. Pretty sure, at the moment that my side mirror was going to snap in half because of that rather large column, that I pulled some kind of Fringe-ish collision of two universes and the column disappeared. I can proudly say that I made it out of that parking spot with my side mirror intact.