Beep, beep, beep

So there I was, minding my own business, in the Walgreen's check out line. Every time I go to that store I walk out with at least five extra things. I wish that the same etiquette applied to convenient store shopping that applies to wedding invitations. If it the invite doesn't say plus one, you are going stag. Alone. Zilch. Solo. When is that rule going to apply in my brain about convenient stores? For my wallets sake, I hope it sooner than later.

Back to point, there I was patiently waiting. In my own space, not overcrowding anyone's comfort zone, just waiting. The lady in front of me FINALLY runs out of coupons to hand the cashier and she is out the door. I took howevermany steps forward to place my stuff on the checkout counter and stood in front of the cashier. I looked at her and she looked at me. This is when the party foul occurred.

Cashier: Wait, you look like somebody.
Me: Really, Who?
Cashier: Has anyone ever told chu that chu look like dat Kim girl?
Me: Uhh, Kim Kardashian? (keep in mind, I haven't seen the seen in months and I run a close resemblance to Casper)
Cashier: Yeah, yeah, yeah dats her.
Me: No, um, I have definitely never been told that. But, thank you!
Cashier scans item. Then, she looks up at me again.
Cashier: Wait, naw, you ain't look like her. You like dat other girl from the tv.
Me: Who is that?
Cashier: You know, dat girl from dat show about dose girls living in dat house. Da Bad Girls Club! You ever seen dat show?
Me: No, I don't believe I have.
Cashier: Yeah, yeah, yeah, dats who you look like. Dat Tasha girl.
Me: Oh, okay. Thanks, I guess. Is that a compliment?
Cashier: Um, naw, not really.

I'm not sure the looks I gave her as she handed me my bag, but I'm pretty sure they were priceless. I immediately got in my car, pulled out the handy-dandy iPhone and googled. For those of you, who like me, have never seen the Bad Girls Club, let me introduce you to my friend "Tasha".

 

If you are ever in need of pick-me-up, be sure and stop by their neighborhood Walgreen's. They specialize in self-esteem boosters and new-makeup-wallet-drainers. Wonderful, wonderful people. I am now a proud CVS shopper (check out their candy aisle. It is ahmazang!). 

Happy Easter Ya'll!