confidence booster

So there I sat, living a dull moment in life. What to do? First thing that came to mind was get on the internet and figure out which celebrity I resemble most. Just like any other bored person on the planet would do. I went through my profile pictures and found one that just had me in it (sorry beibster) and uploaded to the Celebrity Look Alike Generator. Let me just show you how well this worked out for me.

Highest match at a whopping 69%… drum roll please….

Yep, exactly. Boris Becker. Apparently I have blue eyes, no eyebrows, frosted hair and a protruding Adam's apple. After getting over the initial shock, I decided that they weren't telling me I'm a man but they were telling me that I must be extremely athletic and fit. Nailed it on the head. Psshh…

Second highest match at 68%….

Whhaatttt… Ashanti. Did I miss something here? I decided to make my own interpretation with this one as well. What they really meant to tell me was that they can tell that I possess an inner gangster rap princess. On point. Or maybe they were telling me that they know I am very punctual. She must have written that song about me. Yep, that's it. And in case you don't remember the song, let me remind you -

Third highest match at 67%…

 Wow. Michael Bloomberg. I can only take from this they were telling me I need to get a facelift with my multimillion dollar net worth. Don't worry Michael, I'll let you catch the tab. No worries. Move over NY, I'm coming your way!

Fourth highest match at 66%…

Dude. Another dude. Oscar de la Renta. I apparently not only strongly resemble a man, but I also am the best dressed man in the history of the universe. I have no possible way of interpreting this to fit my fancy due the fact that I completely disallow all fashion rules. I'ma do me. (and hopefully by doing me, that also mean I'm going to resemble a girl)

Moral of the day: Do not get bored and try to figure out your closest resemblance to a celebrity. If you need to find me, I'll be in the Outback with my head buried in the sand living with a pack of ostriches. Lesson learned.