bearded

Told ya'll, I'm still alive and kicking just kicking it in a different since Lent season. I've gone from a Red Bull blogging level to a unsweet tea blogging level. Eventually I'll find my happy Diet Coke medium but until then expect the sporadic posts as of now.

I am 100% obsessed with Duck Dynasty. I don't hunt or anything of that nature but if I did, these folks would be my idol. We went to see Luke Bryan in concert and about half way through the concert Willie walked out on stage. I came within inches of ending my life by standing up way too fast and almost throwing myself over the railing. I'm telling ya'll, I'm obsessed. I die out laughing through the entire 21 minutes of each episode (sad, I know that).

I don't know if these kids pop out of the womb with beards or what, but they definitely know how to grow one. Awards time! Third place goes to Phil. He is putting that beard to work with his Santa Claus length.  Second place goes to Willie. That wooly mammoth beard mixed in with his afro puff of hair makes him a strong contender. Drum roll please… The winner of the best beard goes to Si! That tie-dyed salt and pepper beard is hands down the best.

I'm thinking that with Willie's constant need to open a new business he should journey into beard products. Beard feathers, beard beadazzling, who knows!

I saw this product and instantly thought of the Robertson clan. Perfection. I have no idea why your beard needs oil or what the oiling of a beard actually does but to each their own. I'll have to ponder for eternity due to my lack of being able to product a beard (not complaining).