Monday, April 2, 2012

joke's on you

April Fools, you are a mean one. When I was a little girl, I decided that simply having only one day of playing jokes on people wasn't enough. I needed more so I renamed it from April Fools to an April Joke which gave birth to a whole month of pranks. Well, then I decided that a month wasn't enough either and that gave birth to 365 of "April Jokes". To this day, my dad still says, "Oh Emmie, April Joke, April Joke!". Love it.

This year's April Fools was a lot more calm than most. You see, I may be am the world's most gullible person. The joke is almost always on me. Case and point, my friends lovely little prank this year. It all started with a text trying to see if I was awake or not. Then it turned into one of my besties was talking to guy a the bar who turned out to have a girlfriend. How did she figure out he had this girlfriend, you ask? Well, the so-called girlfriend got a little flustered with the flirtiness and decided to punch my bestie in the face resulting in a black eye. First reaction - mortified! Second reaction - her face

Aren't they just gems? Straight canary diamonds. Thankfully they didn't let it go on much farther than that. My bestie was completely unharmed and her face is still intact. That reminded me, I still needed my start on the April Joke. I waited an hour or so and started back on them. My prank went a little something like this: (note: this is a prank and did not in way, shape or form happen in real life)

I sent out a group message telling them that I was so upset. They immediately asked why. I told them that Joseph thought it would be funny to fake propose to me and then stand up and say April Fools. They all died. My inbox was flooded with, Emily are okay? Oh my gosh, that is not funny. He is so cruel. Blah, blah, blah. I didn't answer for a little while to add to the suspense and responded with "Who is the fool now??!! BOOYA!". Game, Set & Match.

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